The Dane Song letra

He's a friend you can depend on for a smile,
Everyday or even just once in a while.
The man, we sung about in the van.
All the girls agree that he is pretty sweet.
Got a ticket once for pissing in the street,
But he just really needed to pee.

If I could I would take his face and make it famous,
He's a real celebrity…or at least he is to me.

He wore a Megadeth shirt, He went with me to concerts,
He had a beat up blue car, gave me rides to practice, then he got a new car
I met him in the sixth grade, in Webster I was afraid,
Cause once he said to me "run" and when I started running he shot me with a BB gun.

He's my only friend that I am taller than.
Yet everyday he takes a Flinstone's vitamin,
He says, his favorite ones are the red.
He's a friend and a musician and a ref,
Listens to heavy music loud and one day he'll be deaf,
Oh well….he won't need hearing in hell.

If I could I would take his face and make it famous,
He's a real celebrity…or at least he is to me.

He wore a Megadeth shirt, He went with me to concerts,
He had a beat up blue car, gave me rides to practice, then he got a new car.
I met him in the sixth grade, in Webster I was afraid,
Cause once he said to me "run" and when I started running he shot me with a BB gun.

If I could I would take his face and make it famous,
He's a real celebrity and he gets into the shows for free.
He's a friend like a friend should be.

Plays bass in a band and he hangs out with the Shrimpman,
Drinks until he's silly every single Friday at Tequila Willie's.
If you're looking for a good time you can find him online.
Ask me for his screen name.
And so ends my shout out to my very good friend Dane.

Punchline - Letras

• 21 Forever
• 3 Months to a Lifetime
• A Beautiful Green
• A Sharp is a Flat
• A Sore Back and a Broken Heart
• A Universal Theme
• Answer Me
• Arras
• As You Sleep
• Battlescars
• Beatz Song
• Bingo
• Caller 10
• Castaway
• Changing Lanes
• Cold As You
• Coldest Of Calendars
• Coyotes In B Major
• Developing You, Camera
• Don't Try This At Home
• Exactly
• Express
• Fall A Little Harder
• Flashlight
• Floor Creature
• For The Second Time
• Get Off My Train!
• Getting There Is Getting By
• Ghostie
• Greatest. Party. Ever.
• Green Hills
• Green Light
• Heart Attack
• Heart Of Gold
• Heart Transplant
• Here Goes Nothing
• How Could You
• How Does This Happen
• I Don't Know
• Icicles
• Into The Mouth
• Jarrod Isn't Funny
• Just Getting Started
• Just Say Yes
• Keystoned
• Lemon Pez Love
• Let It Rise
• Lights Out
• Looking For Teen Friendship
• Maybe I'm Wrong
• Much More
• My Turn (Rachel)
• My White Collared Shirt
• No Significant Other
• No Stopping Us
• Not Afraid
• Now I See
• Oh Sierra
• Open Up
• Over You
• Play
• Power Off
• Pretty Petty
• Punchline Christmas Rap
• Punish Or Privilege
• Rewind
• Roller Coaster Smoke
• Seventy
• Simulation
• Skeeball
• Somewhere In The Dark
• Stop
• Telephone Pole
• Tell Me How You Sleep
• The Dane Song
• The Fake, The Snake, And The Birthday Cake
• The Getaway
• The Hit
• The Other Piano Man
• The Reinventor
• The World
• They Are Strong Hands
• Thrilled
• Time In A Picture
• Untitled (Steve's Acoustic)
• Wait
• Wars Will Always Happen
• Weekends
• Whatever I Want, Whenever I Want
• Why
• Why Is He Right?
• You Mean The World To Me